stuff that is so cute you will pee your pants*

I know, I know, I KNOOOOOOW!

I am seriously, crazy over-due for updates here, but that term "seriously, crazy" is the exact definition of this season of life for me, so what do you expect? Just be glad you no longer have the word 'mammogram' blaring at you from my front page.

Oh. Sorry.

Where was I?

Yes, I will get back and update, but for now I just HAD to save this for posterity while I was thinking about it. Because I DO forget to do stuff, from time to time, you know. It's the one thing I do consistently.

Like that time, you know, uh....that time that I was supposed to, uh...you know, when I told you I would...uh...

Oh never mind!

Here!:
2 year old-isms (translations below...see if you can guess them)
1) "Rhinanofersrus"

2) "Hippopomus"

3) "Pa-pack"

4) "Meniece da-de-dah!"

5) "Merwy Chwrismus!"

6) "Ciminimum rows"

7) "Aunt Wawa "

8) “Heh! I wook weird, Momma. I a duck ‘kack, kack’!”

9) "Acricuf "

translations:
1) rhinoceros (okay I totally did not just had to look up the spelling for that---SHEESH!)

2) hippopotamus (SCORE! Yes, I'm a teacher. Why do you ask?)

3) backpack---or rather, Backpack

4) Feliz Navidad! (Bienvenidos a Houston, Texas!)

5) She still says this to me when I kiss her good-night. It is January 12th. I hope it never stops.

6) cinnamon rolls (to-die-for recipe here)

7) Aunt Lara (the sweet, unsuspecting newest member of our family)

8) In bathtub, dunking her head in the bubbles and water...the actual "Heh!" is what cracked me up the most. Oh, and what TWO year old knows the word "weird" and how to use it correctly? MINE! She's aaaallllll mine!

9) Africa--also said: "Daddy's in Acricuf, Mommy? He go on a hairpane? Are does cows in Acricuf, too? Ter maybe Acricuf cows?)

*my grandmother just rolled over in her grave with that classy title